शनिवार, २७ सप्टेंबर, २००८
शुक्रवार, १ ऑगस्ट, २००८
भारतीय संस्कृति
Sanskruti
आपण नेहमी भारतीय संस्कृति कशी महान आहे इतीहास आपला काय great आहे , आपण कशे सहनशील आहोत , कधीच कुणावर हल्ला नाही केला आणि बराचसा काही आइकत असतो , माला ह्या सगल्याला virodh nahi satya aahe te pan ata kay?? We are hypocrites, mala asa thaam pane vaata ki apan updesh kartana he sagla chaapil asta te tondavar maarto saglyanchya pan aamlat nahi anat। Kasay mahitey ka? Aaplyakade don buses aahet, Aapan aaply aaia bahinin aani baikola eka bus madhe thevto tiakde nahi bagahat pan lokanchya bus madhe dokaun dokaun baghto, kuni aaplya bus madhe baghitla ki nahi chalat। Udharan mhanje maazya barobar
Vishay nihghaycha karan mahnje, Naren mala aaj mahanla ki
Tar sanskruti, sanskar valan mhanje nakki kay? Haa prashna mala nehmi padto, apan nusta mhanyacha sanskruti aaplyala aahe vagere….pan ekda haridwar la jaa mhanje kalel ki gangela apan kasa vagavto te…hyala kay sanskruti mhanycha? Delhila Yamuna nadi aahe, aaplya mithi nadit kami ghaan asel, ashi keli aahe Yamuna, hyaala mhanycha ka sanskruti? Noida la hoto me gelya athavdyat, don drivers ne mala vaat vaakdi karun ye nithaari aahe mhanun dakhavla, kay garaj me nhavta vicharla tyana dakhva mhanun, tari dakhavli tee jaga lambunach, hee sanskuti aahe ka aapli? Taj mahal mhana ki aankhi kahi chaangli thiakana mhana tikade loka naav giravtat aani thoonkta , shoo karta hee sanskruti? Nai ho aaplyala sanskruti japta nahi yet aani laiki pan nahi, Bihar bagha, eke kaali baherun loka shikayla yaychi ata bagha Bihaari manus kahi karyala baaher jaato, vaat laagli aahe desho dhadi la laagla te rajya, tya haramkhora la ata US waale bolavtat lecture dyayla….he asa asel tar mala America vagere jast awadel ho, apan ek mhanto aani dusra karto tee loka je mhantat tech kartat. V.P.Singh naavach ek pantpradhan houn gela tyaane deshala 1000 ek varsha maage nelach pan pudhchi 100 ek varsha vaya ghalavlin aani crore lokancha future karab kela, tyaala eka mulakhati madhe Rajat Sharma ne vicharla hota ki tuza doctor kon aahe ucha jaaticha ka itar jaaticha, ka tevha pan tu jaat baghunach jaatos, uttar nahi dilan tyane, mhanje doctor kon hota he sangayla nakoch. Tar hee ashi sanskruti ??? arere apan vaat laavli aahe ho aani tari apan gungaato, udya Tata Birla kivha Ambanicha ekhadi pidhi jar karkuni karayla laagli (hou naye asa, pan ek udharan mhanun) tar kay tee chaati pudhe kadhun sangel ka ki aamhi eke kaali garbha sreemant hoto mhanun? Apan ka sangto jagala ki aamhi great hoto, gappa basa aadhi laikiche wha tya aani mag saanga.
Shivaji saglyanach hava asto pan to shejarchya gharat, swatachya nahi. London la itki loka pravas kartat tyaa tube madhe kuni thunkat nahi ki kahi rangavat nahi bhintivar, kontya baaichya chitra mishi naste kadhleli, kuthe kachra nahi, tithe tar labour khup maahag aahe, mhanje zaadu waala nasto sarkha tari ghan nahi khidkya todlelya nahit, apan ka nahi karu shakat asa? Aahe na sanskruti chaangli? Mag thunkta kashala, tari halli jinyat devachya tiles laavlya astat, loka tyachya bajula thoonktat kay chataychi sanskruti.
Sanskaran baddal jitka boluya tevdha baray, sanskar aste tar aaj call centre chi mula muli vaaya geli
Maza mhannay ki
रविवार, २३ डिसेंबर, २००७
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Mala halli kay zalay?
Me Namesake baghitla, changla aahe, mhanje changlay brilliant nahi, mala brilliant vaatlele picture madhe Shwas, Shakti, Life is beautiful ashhya saarkhe thodech picture vaatle, aani aahet don chaar. Reviews baghun vaatla kay asel, mhanje picture chan aahe vaad nahi, madhech documentary types pan aahe, pan abhinay mhanal tar surekh, abhinay brilliant, Irfan Khan tar apratim, to challatana kinchit langadlay shevat pryant, mhanje kinchit, karan starting la accident dakhavlay, paay fracture dakhavlay, pan neet baghtila ki lakshat yeta, mast vatta asa kuni character dharla ki, sober bengali dakhavlay, ekda pan mothyane bolla nahiye, mulat kunich arda orda nahi kelay, mhanun.
Mala apan super power hou asa ajibat vatat nahi, faar tar moderately karu, pan kiman 50 varsha tari nahi, America aani Europe ne adhogati keli tar te aaplya barobar yetil pan apan nahi jaanar teeth paryant.
Readers Digest madhe aala hota ki apan saglyat rude aahot jagat, me tevha bhandlo hoto ki he khota aahe, pan mala ata he satya disayla laaglay, WE ARE RUDE, aani he mala khara tar Delhit/Gurgaon madhe rahun roz loka siddha kartana distat, Skoda gaaditun loka prawas kartat pan signal todtat sarras, signal na dakhavta turn maartat, gaadi ghusavtat. Ek gammat mhanje check-in kartaana (vimanat) maagcha maanus agdi khandyala khada laun ubha rahto, he Jet madhe pan zaalay Indian madhe pan aani deccan la zaala mhanje kahi naval naahi, are viman mhanje kay ST aahe ka sodun jaaila tumhala eka mintat, mag apan rude nahi ka?
Ek atahvla mhanun saanto, me khidkit baslo hoto (vimanat) madhli jaaga rikami hoti aani aisle seat var ek gora hota, breakfast cha tray nyyaayla jevha tee baai(Air hostess) aali tevha maza tray hya gorya mansane haatat gheun tila dila, mhanje amha doghanan jast stretch vhyala nako mhanun, hee choti choti actions aahet pan apan rude aahot he saangun jaatat, me ajun nahi dilay asa tray, viman thambaychya aadhich loka seat belt kadhun mokle thamblyavar lagech varchi bag kadhayla gadbad jaichi gadbad, are chaila te daar ughdayla daha minta laagtat, aani ghai karu kay honaar aahe, sagle passenger aalya shivay kay tee bus jaaichi naahi, saman aaplya nantar utarta na? lagech utarlya utarlya fon chalu runway waar, “ haan abhi land hua”, he saglya bhashet sambhashan hota, mala ajun he nahi kallay, vimanat chya baaher jaa aani mag saanga, mobile band na karna he tar halli fad aahe, maaza don chaarda vaad zaalay, ata pan parva, te viman runway vaar engine start karun ghur ghurr karat hota aani maaza baju waala, sms pathavat hota, mahntala ae baba maartos kaa aamhala?, tar to mahabhag malach mhanala ajun viman udalay kuthe? murkh, me mhantala udtatnach garaj aahe na trafficcontroller chi?
Applyala basic sudharayla havay aani te kahi hotana mala disat nahiye, KG la pan tuition aalya aahet mhanje aapan aankhi vaait hotoy sudharat nahiye ajibaat. 50 varsha congress aahe aani pannas varsha tech loka rajya karnar Raul chi farener baaiko aalyavar rajya karnar, 20 varsha shive sene ne rajya kela BMC var , fakt tee loka sreemant zaale, mumbaikaranche haal tech aahet aankhi vaait zaale aahet, raste aankhi kharab, octroi aahech, corruption vaadhtay, mala future loka mhantat titka bright disat nahiye, lokanche pagar vaadhtil gaadya pan ghetil, pan hee pragati fakt monetary aahe aani tee pan faar kahi nahi ho, chaar lokaanii gaadya ghetlya mahnej kahi vishesh nahi, aaplya madheli aani dusrya deshan madhli dari tevhdich aahe.
Mhanun mhantoy mala halli ved laaglay ka kunas thauk?
World Cup 2007
Pan coach badlun aani captain kaadhun kahi honar aahe, asa kunala vatat asel tar haa nivval murkha pana aahe, kay havay aaplyala hech mulat lokanna kalat nahiye, mulaga 7- 75 takke waala asel tari pratek aai baapala aapla mulga bordat yeil asa manat vatat asata, aaplyala pan vatat hotaki apan World cup jhinku, pan akeleni kaam asta tar aaplya lakshat aala asta ki apan Windies virudha pan harlo hoto aani ata South Africe virudha tar vaait ahrlo, mag achanak asa kay zaala hota team madhe? Sachine tar gele teen chaar varsha khelat nahiye tyacha kadun kunich apeksha karat nahi, Wadekar vagere thode lokach astil, tyacha average pan Bermudachya half century mule waadhla asel, toch statistical data aaplyala sudnaya loka tondavar maartat, jaudet sachin la soda to ajun khelnaar don World cup tari kiman aani loka saangtil bagha kiti WC khella aani average bagha. Dravid baddal mala kahich bolaycha nahiye, he may be not a great captain, but he is not a bad one either, Azar was the worst pan tyacha record bagha, saglyat chan karan tevha Sachin dravid, ganguly kumble sreenath prasad saglech form madhe hote. Deep Fine leg la fielding karnara pehlach captain. Dravid saglyat dependable aahe, Kallis sarkha, pan udya smith aani gibbs pan way zaala mhanun sachin sarkha halu halu khelayla laagle tar? Yuvraj kadun mala asha nahi ajibat nahi, thik aahe pan mala mag Hemang Badani awadaycha, consistent hota, apan glamour la mahatva deto jast, advertisers pan tech kartat, we actually sell players to audience, apan sachin la gele teen chaar varsha veekto, tasa. Kumble nahi aala jast ad madhe Pathan aala mazya kade uttar nahi,500 wickets gheun pan tech 10 wickets ghenar doosrach fakt, pan apan hya lokkanna nahi jawal karat, laamb kes waala dhoni chaalto.
Like always aaplya basic madhe raadaa aahe, to kasa kaay kaadhnar? Apan hich team jar bangladesh la paathavli tar apan mothya margin ne jhinku (Sachin la kadha hava tar, pan to nahi jaanar, tyachaya gharavar dagda maare paryant khelnaar, aapli shradhha sthana ashich dhasaltat) me pan betting madhe uatrayla tayyat aahe, same team same coach apan series aaramat jhinku huge margins, karan aapan emotional aahot, aaani mag parta loka sagla visarun hoohaa india karat feertil, pan mala mahiti aahe asa nahi honar, apan coach badalnar, captain kadhnaar (sachin la thevnaarach team madhe) navin chehre aannar, mhanje tech kaadhle le, gambhir powar vagere (Muzumdar khup chaan hota, sadavlan tyaa haramkhor vishwaanath ne Amre la sadavla tasa), jhinku apan tari pan, aani mag saglich loka bagha kasa indian coach ne farak padla te.
Forget about the people, but the BCCI should not take a knee jerk reaction, loka kay ho boltil aani gappa bastil, tava tavane 6.32 chya local madhe bhandtil pan ghari aalo ki scorebaghayla TV laavtil, SWOT analysis kara, Pawar motha shrewd maanus aahe, politics madhe hushaar , tyaala he kahi kathin nahi karan kay aahe te, pan amma bajavni hona kathin aahe nhave ashakya aahe, lokana hava asel tar te badal kartil apan asech marat saamne jhinku aani parat world cup madhe haru, parat same ………
Veda
Mag kahi diwsane tyachi baiko jaichi sakali kamavar, kuthe jaichi kon jaane, companyt vagere asel, tee pan sandhyakali ghari yaychi, mag gharcha kaam haa manusach karaycha, sandhyakali baikochi vaat baghat ubha rahicha gate var, lambun disli ki chan hasaycha, shant manus kadhi bhandan nahi tanta nahi kahi nai, kunachya adyat na madhyat, mulache pan laad karaycha, aamchya kade baghun pan hasaycha, mag kahi varsha geli ka mahit nahi pan to mag gayab zaala achanak, kuthe gela te kallach nahi, baiko pan ghar sodun geli, tyachya building che loka mhanle ki ved laaglay tyaala, mala kahi khara nahi vaatla. Pan eke divashi amchya samorchya ground madhe to basla hota, dhaadi vaadhleli, fatke kapde, ek pota hatat, me college la jaat asen tevha, pan sangto tumhala, ekdum san kan doka sunna zaala, nehmi yaycha to manus, tikde basaycha maidanat building kade baghat, hasaycha nusta, ajubajuchay building madli kahan mula pan tyachya kade baghun smile dyyachi haa pan halkach hasaychach, ek dogha tyanchyach building madhli lahan mula tyachya jawal pan jaichi, to nusta tyana shakehand karaycha, pan vedysarkha kahi maramaari, ordaordi pan nahi karaycha, lahan mulanana pan tyachi bhiti nahi vataychi. Lahan mula bagha aaplyala bhiti vaatli tari tyana nahi vatat, tyancha kahitari veglach asel bagha, sixth sense.
Mag to manus pan yaycha bandach zaala, kay hota tya family cha mahit nahi mala, strike zaala companyt mhanun ved laagla ka aankhi kai karan hota ka kallach nahi, maazya manat matra te rahila hota kitek varsha, pan to manus ajun lakshat aahe mazya, kunala kadi ved laagel te sangta yet nahi.