Mala halli kay zalay?

Malaa halli ved laaglay asa watatay, tyachi anek karna aahet, ek mhanje Amitabh halli nahi awadat, mala Black pan nahi awadla itka, Rani mukherjee vaait hoti asa vattla, Bachan thikach hota (Naseeruddin Shah ne sona kela asta), Sachin pan nako vatto ajibat team madhe, mala Greg chappel madhe loka sangtat tevdha problem nahi vatala, tyane Pathan chi vaat lavvli he mala vedya sarkha vatta, samja accounts madhlya eka mansala tumhi Purchase madhe baghat jaa asa mhantla tar kay to accounts visarel, ulat accounts strong hoil asa vatta mala, agdich shp floor la taaklat tar gondhal ekhad veles, pan accounts nahi visarnar.
Me Namesake baghitla, changla aahe, mhanje changlay brilliant nahi, mala brilliant vaatlele picture madhe Shwas, Shakti, Life is beautiful ashhya saarkhe thodech picture vaatle, aani aahet don chaar. Reviews baghun vaatla kay asel, mhanje picture chan aahe vaad nahi, madhech documentary types pan aahe, pan abhinay mhanal tar surekh, abhinay brilliant, Irfan Khan tar apratim, to challatana kinchit langadlay shevat pryant, mhanje kinchit, karan starting la accident dakhavlay, paay fracture dakhavlay, pan neet baghtila ki lakshat yeta, mast vatta asa kuni character dharla ki, sober bengali dakhavlay, ekda pan mothyane bolla nahiye, mulat kunich arda orda nahi kelay, mhanun.
Mala apan super power hou asa ajibat vatat nahi, faar tar moderately karu, pan kiman 50 varsha tari nahi, America aani Europe ne adhogati keli tar te aaplya barobar yetil pan apan nahi jaanar teeth paryant.
Readers Digest madhe aala hota ki apan saglyat rude aahot jagat, me tevha bhandlo hoto ki he khota aahe, pan mala ata he satya disayla laaglay, WE ARE RUDE, aani he mala khara tar Delhit/Gurgaon madhe rahun roz loka siddha kartana distat, Skoda gaaditun loka prawas kartat pan signal todtat sarras, signal na dakhavta turn maartat, gaadi ghusavtat. Ek gammat mhanje check-in kartaana (vimanat) maagcha maanus agdi khandyala khada laun ubha rahto, he Jet madhe pan zaalay Indian madhe pan aani deccan la zaala mhanje kahi naval naahi, are viman mhanje kay ST aahe ka sodun jaaila tumhala eka mintat, mag apan rude nahi ka?
Ek atahvla mhanun saanto, me khidkit baslo hoto (vimanat) madhli jaaga rikami hoti aani aisle seat var ek gora hota, breakfast cha tray nyyaayla jevha tee baai(Air hostess) aali tevha maza tray hya gorya mansane haatat gheun tila dila, mhanje amha doghanan jast stretch vhyala nako mhanun, hee choti choti actions aahet pan apan rude aahot he saangun jaatat, me ajun nahi dilay asa tray, viman thambaychya aadhich loka seat belt kadhun mokle thamblyavar lagech varchi bag kadhayla gadbad jaichi gadbad, are chaila te daar ughdayla daha minta laagtat, aani ghai karu kay honaar aahe, sagle passenger aalya shivay kay tee bus jaaichi naahi, saman aaplya nantar utarta na? lagech utarlya utarlya fon chalu runway waar, “ haan abhi land hua”, he saglya bhashet sambhashan hota, mala ajun he nahi kallay, vimanat chya baaher jaa aani mag saanga, mobile band na karna he tar halli fad aahe, maaza don chaarda vaad zaalay, ata pan parva, te viman runway vaar engine start karun ghur ghurr karat hota aani maaza baju waala, sms pathavat hota, mahntala ae baba maartos kaa aamhala?, tar to mahabhag malach mhanala ajun viman udalay kuthe? murkh, me mhantala udtatnach garaj aahe na trafficcontroller chi?

Belgaum la jaatana tar ek mansacha fon utartana nonstop vajat hota, to maath manus reject karaycha pan band nahi, shevti airhostes dhvat aali molbile ghyala, tari haa hushar manus tichya vaad ghalat hota, aani belgaum cha vimantal pan chota tyat deccan, jara ardha foot var khaali zala signal mule tar melech sagle..... he sagla rude vagna rude nahi ka?

Applyala basic sudharayla havay aani te kahi hotana mala disat nahiye, KG la pan tuition aalya aahet mhanje aapan aankhi vaait hotoy sudharat nahiye ajibaat. 50 varsha congress aahe aani pannas varsha tech loka rajya karnar Raul chi farener baaiko aalyavar rajya karnar, 20 varsha shive sene ne rajya kela BMC var , fakt tee loka sreemant zaale, mumbaikaranche haal tech aahet aankhi vaait zaale aahet, raste aankhi kharab, octroi aahech, corruption vaadhtay, mala future loka mhantat titka bright disat nahiye, lokanche pagar vaadhtil gaadya pan ghetil, pan hee pragati fakt monetary aahe aani tee pan faar kahi nahi ho, chaar lokaanii gaadya ghetlya mahnej kahi vishesh nahi, aaplya madheli aani dusrya deshan madhli dari tevhdich aahe.
Mhanun mhantoy mala halli ved laaglay ka kunas thauk?

World Cup 2007

Aath diwas zzale aaplyala world cup chya baaher yeun, khup kahi lihila gela aani khup kahi vachla me, pan sglyancha sur ekach, coach badala, captain badala, players kaadha, kahi advertisers ne tar player lokanche contract pan ardhe kele ads band kele, mala vatta haach aapla mulbhut problem aahe, apan emotionally vichar karto, dokyanee naahi, doka aahe ka? aaplyala haa mulat ek prashan aahe aso.
Pan coach badlun aani captain kaadhun kahi honar aahe, asa kunala vatat asel tar haa nivval murkha pana aahe, kay havay aaplyala hech mulat lokanna kalat nahiye, mulaga 7- 75 takke waala asel tari pratek aai baapala aapla mulga bordat yeil asa manat vatat asata, aaplyala pan vatat hotaki apan World cup jhinku, pan akeleni kaam asta tar aaplya lakshat aala asta ki apan Windies virudha pan harlo hoto aani ata South Africe virudha tar vaait ahrlo, mag achanak asa kay zaala hota team madhe? Sachine tar gele teen chaar varsha khelat nahiye tyacha kadun kunich apeksha karat nahi, Wadekar vagere thode lokach astil, tyacha average pan Bermudachya half century mule waadhla asel, toch statistical data aaplyala sudnaya loka tondavar maartat, jaudet sachin la soda to ajun khelnaar don World cup tari kiman aani loka saangtil bagha kiti WC khella aani average bagha. Dravid baddal mala kahich bolaycha nahiye, he may be not a great captain, but he is not a bad one either, Azar was the worst pan tyacha record bagha, saglyat chan karan tevha Sachin dravid, ganguly kumble sreenath prasad saglech form madhe hote. Deep Fine leg la fielding karnara pehlach captain. Dravid saglyat dependable aahe, Kallis sarkha, pan udya smith aani gibbs pan way zaala mhanun sachin sarkha halu halu khelayla laagle tar? Yuvraj kadun mala asha nahi ajibat nahi, thik aahe pan mala mag Hemang Badani awadaycha, consistent hota, apan glamour la mahatva deto jast, advertisers pan tech kartat, we actually sell players to audience, apan sachin la gele teen chaar varsha veekto, tasa. Kumble nahi aala jast ad madhe Pathan aala mazya kade uttar nahi,500 wickets gheun pan tech 10 wickets ghenar doosrach fakt, pan apan hya lokkanna nahi jawal karat, laamb kes waala dhoni chaalto.

Like always aaplya basic madhe raadaa aahe, to kasa kaay kaadhnar? Apan hich team jar bangladesh la paathavli tar apan mothya margin ne jhinku (Sachin la kadha hava tar, pan to nahi jaanar, tyachaya gharavar dagda maare paryant khelnaar, aapli shradhha sthana ashich dhasaltat) me pan betting madhe uatrayla tayyat aahe, same team same coach apan series aaramat jhinku huge margins, karan aapan emotional aahot, aaani mag parta loka sagla visarun hoohaa india karat feertil, pan mala mahiti aahe asa nahi honar, apan coach badalnar, captain kadhnaar (sachin la thevnaarach team madhe) navin chehre aannar, mhanje tech kaadhle le, gambhir powar vagere (Muzumdar khup chaan hota, sadavlan tyaa haramkhor vishwaanath ne Amre la sadavla tasa), jhinku apan tari pan, aani mag saglich loka bagha kasa indian coach ne farak padla te.

Forget about the people, but the BCCI should not take a knee jerk reaction, loka kay ho boltil aani gappa bastil, tava tavane 6.32 chya local madhe bhandtil pan ghari aalo ki scorebaghayla TV laavtil, SWOT analysis kara, Pawar motha shrewd maanus aahe, politics madhe hushaar , tyaala he kahi kathin nahi karan kay aahe te, pan amma bajavni hona kathin aahe nhave ashakya aahe, lokana hava asel tar te badal kartil apan asech marat saamne jhinku aani parat world cup madhe haru, parat same ………

Veda

दत्त पाड्याला आमच्या   आमच्या शेजारच्या बिल्डिंगच  नाव होत चंद्र्रतेज, आमची जयहरी  आणि बाजूला कृष्ण कमळ . Chandaratej madhe groundfloor la anek flats hote, paathi don hote pudhe ek ardhach asa hota, thoda vichitra hote, lahan lahan hote don flats, ek single room, tya thikani khoop loka yeun geli, kahi flats madhe bagha loka tikat nahit saarkhi badaltat, tasach te rooms hote, sarkha change hoichya families, ekda tikade ek manus tyachi baiko aani ek mulga hota vatta, changla hota manus shant vayaskar thoda, pan samor aala ki hasaycha, shalet asen me, mulga agdich lahan hota, sakali jaun sandhyakali yaycha parat, kahi ek mahinya ne ka varshane to gharich disaycha, factory madhe strike vagere zaala asa kaalla amhala, mala adhi strike mhanje kay te mahitach nhavta tevha chi gosht, thode mahine zaale tari haa gharich hota, tyanchya kade paishe nahit asa kalla mala, tyanchya building madhlya mulan kadun, shalet bagha apan mitra jama hoto aani kahi gappa maarto tyatach ekda mala kunitari sangitla asa bolta bolta aamhi usta hmm asa kela. Tya vayat, paisa mhanje kay tyacha kay mahatva, strike vagere goshtincha mahatva kalat nhavta, mothe pani kalatat aaplyala kasht mhanje kay te, aso tevha mala nitsa kalla nahi paisa nahi vagere  म्हणजे .

Mag kahi diwsane tyachi baiko jaichi sakali kamavar, kuthe jaichi kon jaane, companyt vagere asel, tee pan sandhyakali ghari yaychi, mag gharcha kaam haa manusach karaycha, sandhyakali baikochi vaat baghat ubha rahicha gate var, lambun disli ki chan hasaycha, shant manus kadhi bhandan nahi tanta nahi kahi nai, kunachya adyat na madhyat, mulache pan laad karaycha, aamchya kade baghun pan hasaycha, mag kahi varsha geli ka mahit nahi pan to mag gayab zaala achanak, kuthe gela te kallach nahi, baiko pan ghar sodun geli, tyachya building che loka mhanle ki ved laaglay tyaala, mala kahi khara nahi vaatla. Pan eke divashi amchya samorchya ground madhe to basla hota, dhaadi vaadhleli, fatke kapde, ek pota hatat, me college la jaat asen tevha, pan sangto tumhala, ekdum san kan doka sunna zaala, nehmi yaycha to manus, tikde basaycha maidanat building kade baghat, hasaycha nusta, ajubajuchay building madli kahan mula pan tyachya kade baghun smile dyyachi haa pan halkach hasaychach, ek dogha tyanchyach building madhli lahan mula tyachya jawal pan jaichi, to nusta tyana shakehand karaycha, pan vedysarkha kahi maramaari, ordaordi pan nahi karaycha, lahan mulanana pan tyachi bhiti nahi vataychi. Lahan mula bagha aaplyala bhiti vaatli tari tyana nahi vatat, tyancha kahitari veglach asel bagha, sixth sense.
Mag to manus pan yaycha bandach zaala, kay hota tya family cha mahit nahi mala, strike zaala companyt mhanun ved laagla ka aankhi kai karan hota ka kallach nahi, maazya manat matra te rahila hota kitek varsha, pan to manus ajun lakshat aahe mazya, kunala kadi ved laagel te sangta yet nahi.

Cinema blogs- Rang De Basanti

Cinema Blogs:

Khup diwas mala cinema var ek lekh lihaycha hota, khup divas purvi me ek picture baghitla hota Rang de basanti mhanun, maza ata vay zaalay (mhanje halli kahi loka mala uncle mhantat), pan haa picture mala ajibat nahi patla, ekdum sundar sahyadri paravt dakhavun kadyavarun khali fekun dilyagat anubhav aala mala, shwas madhe sandeep sawant ne prekshakala hatala dharun akha picture firavla aani cinema hall baher sodla, pan ghari aalyavar pan aaplya ghrat aala, sarkha manat tich gosht, tya director la pan asa karta aala asta pan to bhartkatla, “worshiping falls gods”

Worshipping falls gods navacha ek pustak Arun shoure ne lihila hota, tyaat tyane sagla quotes unquotes dila hota, tya sarkha, saaf chukicha dakahvlay, asa konala tari maarun kadhich problem solve hot nahit. Changla abhinay, soha ali khan ne pan changla abhinay kelay, sahaj vatavaran nirman karun changla sandesh deu shakla asta to pan nahi dilan viskot kela sagla aani lokanna to patla, saglyanna shivaji janmayla hava asto rao pan to lokanchya ghari, je solution tyane mandlay te kiti loka aamlat aantil aani tyane ki prashan suttil, haa sagla palwaad aahe, uttar mahitnasal ki akandtandav karaycha ani apan kasa barobar he sidha karaycha, hyane prashan suttat? Pakistan tech kartoy aani apan shandha sarkha te baghat basto, pan Pakista la prashan sodvayche nahot guntvayche aahet, mercenaries namak ek prakar asto source of income saathi ek don koti ghetat hee loka, tyanchi economy challte dahashat vadavar he saglyanna mahit aahe, US la pan tech have aahe, tyanche missiles kon vikat gheil? Bharatla rokhnyasaathi tee loka Pak la postaet he jag jaahir aahe, tyaat he asa kunala tari balicha bakra karnyat kay artha aahe 1963 saala paasun he chalu aahe , mhanje attacha defence ministerchya aadhi pan khup lokancha haat hota aahe aanhi rahanar he mahit asun murkhasarkha dakhavnyaat kay point aahe? Aaj cinema itka powerfull medium aahe tyacha upyog asa karava? Hat…

Tya diavshi sahaj channel serf kartana NDTV cha kahitari challa hota, jaudet me kahi lihit nahit nahitar mazya var case kartil, BBC madhe aani NDTV madhe kahi farak nahi tya Rajdeep sardesai namak pranyala tar…..jaudet ugich kasahala maza tond kharab kara aani nahitari ata to IBN navachya dukan kadun khup paisa kamavto…kaaran tyanche mukya kara paisa kamavna aahe he lokanchya lakshat ka yet nahi ??? tar ek mulga tavatavane sangat hota, “You should know the difference between Gandhi and Ghodse Philososphy” …. Nai baba nahi mahit mala farak tu sangtos? Asa vicharavasa vaatla hota, pan te loka kahi maza prashan dakhavnaar nahit…..tar aajkal je tarun , he ase picture baghun inspire??? Hotat tyana me kay sangnar? Thobadit maarnara mar khanarya peksha jast ahimsa vadak asto he lokanna kalat nahi kimbhbauna halli tevdhi kuwatach nahiye lokanna madhe,

tee ekta kapoor kami hoti mhanun ata “Aghori ek kahani” mhanun ek serial chalete…kay bolnaar , are cha maari kiti gharat he asa aahe mala sanga? Tya Neena kulkarnila tar mala bhetli tar vicharaycha aahe, ki teech ka tu Dhyani,mani madhli, Satyadev dubey chi natak karnaari? Mhanje mansala itka kay hot asel ki aghori ek kahani karavi??? Tee heroine tar kayam tondacha ulta “C” karun aste, mala khup loka mhanale ki apan tras karun nahi ghaycha sodun dyaycha, kuni nahi manila laun ghet, are zot aahe nahi kasa laun ghet manila, eka tari baine mala sangava (purush itka man laun baghat astil asa nahi vata mala) ki aamhi ajibat vichar nahi karta hya faaltu goshtincha tatast asto, fakt karmanuk??(hee kasli aghori karmanuk?? Tya peksha mag te WWF tari kay vait?? shatru mahnuun chechtat eka mekala) mhanun,baghto( aani tee pan aaplya porabalanche shapath gheun)me khana naralene oti bharen tyach producer kadun…..aani 24 taas teech serial dakhven.

Ameer khan sarkhhya guni (actor mhanun mhantoy) kalakaren asa ka karava, tyane to atee bhayankar Fanha pan kela, kahi lokanchi 40 nantar buddhi brashta hote, mhanun asel, pan haa sa picture?? udya shahrukh ne sangitla kee roj daha cigareti odha, kalyan hoil, tar loka asa kartil, he hya lokanna kalat nahi ka?

Mala cinemat le barkave kalat nahit, mhanje editing, sound recording, dubbing, photography vagere, pan changla aahe nahi te kalta, mala kahi mitra mhanale ki tu kadh picture mag kalel, kay murkha sarkha, udya me hotel madhe jevayla gelo aani sangtila waiter ki tuza chicken (kivha bhendyachi bhaaji) neet nahi tar to mala mhanel kit u kaun daakhav chicken are mala nahi yet swaypak pan jevan changla ka nahi te tari kalta, tasach mal cinema changla aahe ka nahi te tar kalta?? Aani khup strongly vatta, mhanun haa udyog, tya Rakesh omprakash Mehra changla cinema kadhu shakto, mag tyane kadhav, jar itki loka influence hotat mhanje to changla aahe?(halli Himesh Reshammiya pan chalto) Mag changli disha dakahav na asa ateereki ka kartos lokanna , adhich kay kami aahe ka tyaanchi?